Mike Jordan lives in Evansville, Indiana, on the banks of the mighty, muddy, Ohio River, and takes very little seriously, least of all himself. He usually does his writing while cackling maniacally with an adult beverage on the desk. He also likes to marvel at his own genius, and is easily impressed. He is a fan of stupid T-shirts and the Chicago Bears. He hates basketball and has heard every possible joke conceivable in relation to that ‘other’ Michael Jordan. Seriously. It’s not funny. So just stop. He wrote briefly for gunaxin.com. The full version of this novel is available now at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004MYFO4M for $2.99